(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!
"Now every since I could remember I been poppin my collar
Every since I could remember I been working this hoes And they betta put my money in my hand" -- Three 6 Mafia
A creature that comes from the depths of hell. Its exact age is unknown, but it has been around since before the Mesozoic era. Because it has experienced many historical events first hand, it has decided to become a history teacher. It loves torturing its students with projects, and they all despise it.
Student a: Did you finish Miss Popa's project?
Student b: Damn! I forgot! I hate her!