debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.

"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .

by Contracts God December 18, 2012

Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

O Diesel

It refers to something which is extreme in nature.

comes from O.D.

Ed: Yo you see that fight last night?
Fred: Yeah, that kid got fucked up. Shit was O Diesel.

by R-E February 28, 2009

O' Sullying

Surfing atop a bottlenose dolphin in shallow waters whilst firing bottle rockets from one hand and gripping a throbbing 50 yr old boner with the other.

John spent his birthday gracefully O' Sullying the pristine waters of the British Virgin Islands.

by jiggybebe March 1, 2025

quash-o-meanie

A word you say when something exciting is going to happen.

If something fabulous and exciting is going to happen, and you cannot contain or keep your emotions inside, you say "quash-o-meanie, quash-o-meanie, quash!"

by phantomxoxo December 18, 2009

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011