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Dick Pong
A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.
Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.
Guy 2: Damn.
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.
Guy 2: Damn.
Dick Pong by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012
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Dick-Spatula
A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
Dick-Spatula by Dasturd August 29, 2012
Dick Vomit
1) One who swallows so much semen that the stomach has to force-ably remove it by vomiting. (A fucking whore)
2) One who just pisses you off to the point of mass murder.
2) One who just pisses you off to the point of mass murder.
Dick Vomit by Dick Vomit (2) October 19, 2012
Dick Zombie
Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.
Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."
Dick Zombie by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 19, 2013