December 4

Today is Troy Appreciation Day! Post a Troy on your story!

"Did you hear? It's December 4th, AKA Troy Appreciation Day!"

by skulldives December 4, 2023

December 5th

Australia's National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day! Go compliment your girlfriend!!
(National Compliment your Boyfriend Day is December the 6th!

Hey are you in Australia on December 5th AND have a girlfriend? Well go compliment her!

by ueinxc December 4, 2023

December 10

Beat/Kill a Homophobe day.

Hailey: Mike, why are so many kids dead?

Mike: Oh today's, December 10. The day were all homophobic POS get beat or killed.

Hailey: Serves they disrespectful no-life asses right.

Mike:Agreed!

by PencilBuzz December 4, 2023

Decel

Short for decelerationist. A derogatory term used by e/acc (effective accelerationists) who believe any criticism, even constructive, is impeding accelerationist plans for immortality, digital minds, and space colonization. An effective term because it rhymes with Intel and wordcel, even though there is a clear path to getting laid for practicing safe behavior.

Decels raining on our parade!

Man, just when we we accelerating!

Nah, they want to slow us down and get bent!

by midcoast December 4, 2023

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

December 6

International Gabriella appreciation day for being short, so give her some ice cream

Gab : It's December 6, I need some foods!

by julythatswhenifoundoutyoulied December 5, 2023

December 31st

National trip a short person day! Trip a short person whenever or wherever, up the stairs, down the stairs, walking, anywhere! They deserve it after what they put us tall people through >:)

Short person: Ow what the hell! Why’d you trip me up the stairs!
Tall person: It’s national trip a short person day :)
December 31st: A day to trip short people!

by AANNGGEELL December 5, 2023