Definitions by midcoast
DOUGE
Department of Unelected Goons Erratic - pronounced "doosh" is a new Department in the United States of America, run by a naturalized citizen, who attends cabinet meetings, and makes a swooshing sound whenever a life long patriots' benefits are denied.
Decel
Short for decelerationist. A derogatory term used by e/acc (effective accelerationists) who believe any criticism, even constructive, is impeding accelerationist plans for immortality, digital minds, and space colonization. An effective term because it rhymes with Intel and wordcel, even though there is a clear path to getting laid for practicing safe behavior.
dumppost
A type of shitpost where someone puts more effort into the content, such as length or depth, but has the effect of leaving a huge mound of of shit, whether it is in a comment or blog, such that the shit doesn't completely submerge under the water level (for toilets that use that type of flush), and is usually, by far, the longest response/post on the page.
Indidact
A portmanteau between "involuntary" and "autodidact." A phrase meant to indicate an agnostic cause (a previously voluntary leave of academia, with sufficient regret/lapse, resulting in a difficulty in returning, or an involuntary one, such as out of foolish bad choices.