Department of Unelected Goons Erratic - pronounced "doosh" is a new Department in the United States of America, run by a naturalized citizen, who attends cabinet meetings, and makes a swooshing sound whenever a life long patriots' benefits are denied.
The United States DOUGE has announced mass layoffs for hardworking people who used to live in a free country, allowing funds to be deposited in the DOUGE's bag of ill-gotten bank accounts.
by midcoast February 27, 2025
A portmanteau between "involuntary" and "autodidact." A phrase meant to indicate an agnostic cause (a previously voluntary leave of academia, with sufficient regret/lapse, resulting in a difficulty in returning, or an involuntary one, such as out of foolish bad choices.
Employed person: "Have you thought of going back to school?"
Indidact: "I can't, I've developed emotional issues with school."
Employed person: "What about online universitites"
Indidact: "Even web proctors make me anxious."
Indidact: "I can't, I've developed emotional issues with school."
Employed person: "What about online universitites"
Indidact: "Even web proctors make me anxious."
by midcoast March 03, 2023
"At the top of my agenda is a proposal to replace "agendas" with "agendi" to indicate the plural of "agenda."
by midcoast July 31, 2023
A type of shitpost where someone puts more effort into the content, such as length or depth, but has the effect of leaving a huge mound of of shit, whether it is in a comment or blog, such that the shit doesn't completely submerge under the water level (for toilets that use that type of flush), and is usually, by far, the longest response/post on the page.
Randy: "TLDR, *then writes three paragraphs of incoherent, variegated complaints*"
Sam: You just took a dumppost on my blog
Sam: You just took a dumppost on my blog
by midcoast April 06, 2023
Short for decelerationist. A derogatory term used by e/acc (effective accelerationists) who believe any criticism, even constructive, is impeding accelerationist plans for immortality, digital minds, and space colonization. An effective term because it rhymes with Intel and wordcel, even though there is a clear path to getting laid for practicing safe behavior.
Decels raining on our parade!
Man, just when we we accelerating!
Nah, they want to slow us down and get bent!
Man, just when we we accelerating!
Nah, they want to slow us down and get bent!
by midcoast December 05, 2023