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Blue Goatee

when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.
he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)
by defnottim July 15, 2021
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Blue Balls

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!
by Dohminaden October 8, 2018
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Blue boy syndrome

Blue boy syndrome is when someone is obsessed with the boy band BROCKHAMPTON. The name comes from the cover art for SATURATION, SATURATION II and SATURATION III as all the cover arts feature different men either wearing blue, or having blue body paint.
Kevin: Have you seen Adam's obsession with BROCKHAMPTON?
Casper: Yeah, he has hardcore blue boy syndrome.
by kusar0x February 18, 2018
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Blue Anon

A new religion that has replaced God, science and reason with elitist far left jibber jabber.

Blue Anon congregations tend to believe such thing as: the bureaucrat Fauci is science incarnate, cloth masks are 'life saving apparatuses', woman have the right to their bodies except when it comes to vaccines, you are racist unless you call everyone else racists.
The Blue Anon woman had so many masks on, she passed out on the train.
by E$NF January 15, 2022
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Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.
Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.
by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025
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Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023
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