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When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and sees the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

Also see kidkin
"My son Jack left a kidump in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She told me I needed to see a doctor...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."
kidump by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007
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Kids Ranqe 

Kids Ranqe was a famous Runescape pker from the very old Wilderness. The account was made in October 2005. He made his first PK video in January 2007. Later he maxed out with 1 defence and made his 4th PK video. Everything went well until his 10th pk video , that's when he got hacked for the first time in May. He was pretty sure that he was going to quit and even made a video about it but people pmed him saying they would give donations if he didn't. So people gave him loads of stuff and he basically got his bank back. He got hacked again at PK video 13 and that's when the hacker got him to 32 defence, luckily he had a bank pin now. He got 45 defence and made his 14th pk video. After it got hacked for the 10th time a guy he knew for 8 years told the hacker his bank pin. So that pretty much was the end for kids ranqe and he made his 15th video. Kids Ranqe PK video 6 had the most views from all the video's with over a million. Back to the hacker. Only later he found out that the one who hacked Kids Ranqe was the person who actually bought Sv3rige from him. After a while the hacker released the information and that's when everyone started to recover Kids Ranqe. That’s why it’s locked. Kids Ranqe started playing on his new account Soz Owned and still plays on it with his own clan SuperNatural which can be found at www.sn.ucoz.lv. You can download all of the Kids Ranqe video's there but you can also watch them here in HD: www.youtube.com/KidsRanqeHD
Kids Ranqe Ultimate Hybrid PK Video 8
Kids Ranqe by AnonymousHD July 8, 2011

You know, for kids! 

Norville's explanation of the hula hoop in The Hudsucker Proxy, a comedy film by the Coen brothers.
Norville: But I got big ideas.
Old man: I'm sure you do.
Norville: For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. (Shows a drawing of a circle.) I developed it myself. Yessirree, this is my ticket upstairs. (The old man looks at Noville as if he's an idiot.) You know, for kids!
Old man: Terrific.
Norville: So, see how I won't be working in the mailroom long.
Old man: No, I don't guess you will be.

(In a board meeting.)
Norville: You know, for kids! It has economy, simplicity, low production cost, potential for mass appeal, and all that spells out great profitability. I had the boys down at R&D throw together this little prototype so our discussion here can have some focus and to give you gentlemen of the board a first hand look at how exciting this gizmo is. It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise, the kids will just love it, and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant. But the great part is, we don't have to charge an arm and a leg.
(The board looks at Norville as if he's an idiot.)

damn kids 

A word used to describe the kids who make life worse for you.
Usually yelled toward kids when they annoy you.
Old hag: damn kids with your skateboards and cuss words

Man: you damn kids get off my lawn
damn kids by Tdowns June 14, 2007

Fagging Up Kids 

As faggotry is an evolutionary dead end Fagging Up Kids, F.U.K., is their chosen recourse.

Almost as evil as Fagging Up Kids is sexualizing children by social policy especially heinous before puberty onset: encouraging children to be sexually active with other children is child abuse akin to pederasty
Fagging Up Kids by malignforce January 22, 2013

Drop my kids off at the pool

Be right back have to drop my kids off at the pool.