Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

Nanny eye

The name of a vagina that has been so worn out that it looks old and decrepit, much like a nanny.

Let me get a peek at that pussy... OH SHIT! I ain't going anywhere near that nanny eye!

by rachalrj88 June 9, 2015

Dangle Eye

When someone has an unordinarily large case of permanent cross-eye, when one eye kind of dangles off by itself.

May also be confused with a lazy eye.

"Hey look at that cross-eyed bitch"
"No that's a dangle eye"

by teddi1234 September 28, 2008

Sly eyeing

Slyly looking at another's body with sexual intent.
(Slying)

I could feel eyes on me when I walked into the room. As I turned around he looked down. I knew he'd been checking me out. He gave me the shivers. Such a creep sly eyeing me!

by Mandystracted October 12, 2016

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

ups eye town

A town full of inverted eyes.

Backwerds, ups eye town, got me running, running round down.

by Hairy Paulsack March 2, 2009

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017