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non fart day 

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.
"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".
non fart day by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008
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smucken fart 

an extremely smart backwards person
Jody can count to ten, this makes him so smucken fart
smucken fart by Momo Hill February 24, 2009

Structural Fart 

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".
I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.

Counter Fart 

The act of covering up the smell of someone elses fart with that of your own, which is much more enjoyable (see odourgasm).
The guy next to me let one rip so I counter farted in order to cover it up
Counter Fart by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

castle fart 

something that happens in quiet castle
I was playing super Mario and was in the castle then I castle farted
castle fart by orfsadoy March 19, 2010

Yellowstone Fart

Flatulence smelling like the many geysers and mud pots of Yellowstone National Park, Montana, USA.
Dylan hiked Yellowstone Fart for four hours Tuesday.
Yellowstone Fart by b-rob 77 November 15, 2011