Dirty Hand Syndrome

Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.

I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!

by anapvg5 April 22, 2010

stage hand

when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.

I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.

by Feint5 March 14, 2013

talk to the hand

An insult generally used by hyperactive Americans on Ricki Lake and other assorted talk shows. Most commonly heard from those that have no concept of grammar, this phrase generally follows the phrase "y'know what i'm sayin'"

"Talk to the hand girlfriend, cos the face don't wanna hear it"

by porcelina September 1, 2003

Mexican Handshake

Hand job + hot sauce = Mexican Handshake

It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.

by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009

Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

handsome

to describe a more many looking woman

guy A: so what did you think of my new girlfriend?

guy b: shes very.... handsome looking

by spartical7 July 3, 2012

small hand

small hand tiny handjob

amy gives tiny handjobs with her small hands

by whoopsss February 23, 2014