100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)

Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe

by anonymous November 6, 2022

WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Bunny Hand

When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.

Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand

by five finger jimmy July 9, 2019

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019