Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
Get the Resting Chud Handsmug. A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.
Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024
Get the Hand Fruitmug. Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
Get the Platonic Hand Jobmug. by DesertofSong January 13, 2011
Get the Warming your hands under her laptopmug. An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019
Get the Ole Pee Pee Handsmug. by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023
Get the second hand smokemug. Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
Get the hand-me-down cornmug.