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Gamers Against Weed 

really cool gang of best friends who make anomalous objects to fuck with people.
They were recently shut down and currently are 8SjfhR8 Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider. 8SjfhR8 on a server, trying to get new members
Sometimes shortened to "GAW"
Book: Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
Gamer: Hey, isn't that the thing that Gamers Against Weed made?
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Normie Gamer 

A gamer who is gravitated to games like Fortnite, Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, etc.

Ex: Ali-A, Lazarbeam, Muselk
Guy 1: this guy is such a Normie Gamer.
Guy 2: ikr, he likes fucking Fortnite to much
Normie Gamer by ion0320 November 2, 2018

Epic Games 

Retard creators who can’t fix their game
EPIC GAMES FIX YOU GAME
Epic Games by Gods_secret_son June 14, 2018

7 year old gamers

7 year old gamers are typically into Minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own "secret" YouTube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
They sometimes own their own singing channels (don't worry it's worse than their "lets-plays" and grammar combined)
7 year old gamers have 3 subs

Gamer's Foot

Sitting/lying down for weeks at a time playing video games, preventing the bottom of your foot from naturally shedding it's skin. When you finally get up to do something (go back to work/school, start playing sports, start going for walks, etc.), the skin from the bottom of your foot peels off as if you were peeling dried glue from your hand. Usually comes off in large sections, until the whole foot, including the toes, have been shedded of their old skin.
Guy 1: EW! What's wrong with the bottom of your foot? Did you put glue on it just so you could peel it off?
Guy 2: Nah man! I just got a case of gamer's foot!
Gamer's Foot by Lankyet August 19, 2014

Irate Gamer 

A douchebag that thinks he is the best thing to happen since the XBOX 360. He rips of the Angry Video Game Nerd countless times, and thinks saying the exact same thing as the AVGN is hilarious.
See Also: Douchebag
Fag: Have you seen the new Irate Gamer vid?
Smart Person: No, he's a douche.
Fag: IM GAY!!!
Irate Gamer by Alex Briggs October 4, 2008

Gamespot 

If you could take any maturity and/or dignity GameFAQs has, and completely replace it with childish, biased, console flaming douchebags that are somehow too stupid and childish to be members of GameFAQs, which is the third-most stupid website online, (second only to Gamespot which, is second only to Moviecodec.com).
You'd have Gamespot, the stupidest PURE-gaming website you'll ever need, if you ever need a stupid gaming website.

Members spend a great deal of time insulting people for having objective opinions, and liking another console. For Hell's sake, there's a 'Console War' section which, despite the large warnings, are really just asking for flame wars. The members can hardly be expected to maintain control, when talking about unrelated stuff.
When given a forum designed just for "warring" over consoles pops up, you're an idiot to believe, that these morons have the self control to behave.

Another great thing about the members is, they LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to bash GameFAQS. Which, is hilarious, because GF members spend a ton of time doing exactly the same about GS. I can't tell the difference.

The moderators?...whoo hoo! they're bad.
I don't know if CNET just raises these jackholes in some monstrous egg sack fertilized by unprofessional-ism and remedial forum moderation, but man they might be the worst in history.

These people are just like members, complete with the mandatory lack of objectivity, the favoritism toward specific members and all the lame-ass shit, better boards' staff avoid.

STAY AWAY. If you've found that, you've been exposed to Gamespot, immediately flush your eyes with water several times, induce vomiting, lie down...and then shoot yourself in the head. At least then, your last moments will more enjoyable then the time spent on that shitty site.

Gamespot made me want to go to GameFAQs and I believe, at that very moment, all the little children in Hell got out of school for a fun filled, snow day.
Gamespot is called "Gamespot" because it resembles a stain on the internet.
Gamespot by Lig Na Baste September 26, 2008