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Dick Mitten by KJ152 January 21, 2009
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dick ice
When you dip your dick in water and and then freeze it, then you slap your girlfriend in the face, raining dick ice on her.
The only porn I can get off on these days is when a guys are spraying dick ice all over the girls bodies. The only thing better is a pussy pop.
dick ice by contranigma June 19, 2010
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dick smell
the pleasant or pungent--depending on whose opinion and whose dick we be talkin bout--odeur of a man's twanger and 2 pinto beans
often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!
lick up and eat out, fuckers!
often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!
lick up and eat out, fuckers!
"yo sligss, yo got sum mad dick smell
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"
dick smell by sliggs April 16, 2006
dick cancer
Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
dick cancer by The Wok April 20, 2008
dick dungeon
n. (dik dun-jen)
(a) a room or space where men go to get homosexually stuck.
(b) a dark, often underground chamber or cell used for men to have gay sex.
(a) a room or space where men go to get homosexually stuck.
(b) a dark, often underground chamber or cell used for men to have gay sex.
Some guy drugged me last night, when I woke up I was bent over in some dick dungeon and my butt was sore.
dick dungeon by A Guy Named Gal March 29, 2005
dick mucus
Man, so i upheaved a boatload of dick mucus all over her belly button and it dripped down the sides...
dick mucus by Jonothan Cumsalot March 21, 2008