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By the time you're 12 

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.
Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

right person wrong time 

Jack: "Did you see David and Liza broke up?"
Sam: "Yeah, must've been the right person wrong time."
right person wrong time by Gmuffin December 8, 2020

tool time 

A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.
Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!
tool time by AshleyLauren December 28, 2005

the time rapist

a man who appears when your sleeping and rapes your time.
when you wake up and you feel like you've had no sleep, this is a common symptons of the time rapist doing his duty.
the time rapist by death10000 July 11, 2009

Towel Time 

The time right after a shower when you wear nothing but a towel. Usually followed by sex in bed.
"Hey baby let's take a shower and then have towel time."
"OK but no fingering my butt today."
Towel Time by Bunny Cakes November 17, 2011

Nig of Time 

Phrase:
"Just in the nig of time" is a common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima Chronicles, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima texts.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.


"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
Nig of Time by zhz December 10, 2008