dick sucker 

what you say to someone who is being loud and annoying

shut your dick sucker schommer

dick sucker by Caleb and Bob October 24, 2005

Dick Weed

a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool

this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed

Dick Weed by fcm09 August 1, 2009

dick van dyke 

an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake cockney accent in the film Mary Poppins.

"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"

dick van dyke by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

Dick on leg 

A "mack" or flirt where a man, well hung, by placing his dick on a womans leg, arouses her to satisfy him orally.

Man: "I walked into the room, placing my member on her heaving thigh as she slept. Upon waking to the sight of such an appetising morsel, she proceeded to indulge in an early morning protein shake."

Friend: "Oh yeah! You totally pulled off the dick on leg move!"

Dick on leg by jesspollard January 18, 2011

dick upshit 

Something that happens when you fuck shit up.

If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.

dick upshit by Bill W April 5, 2004

Dick Facey 

The alias of Nick Dacey

"Hi everyone, I'm Dick Facey and I'm going to play you all a song."

Dick Facey by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

dick jumper 

one who jumps from one 27 year old dick to another.

damn dawg..that Samantha English is a dick jumper

Sho nuff playa..no plexin

dick jumper by Hood Nigguh January 19, 2008