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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.
Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.
by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016
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Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.
I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.
by Cocrates August 4, 2025
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God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.
We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
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bimbo job

A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase
He's going nowhere in that job; it's truly a bimbo job!
by Big Tummy September 8, 2018
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Job on

Irish slang

Loosely translates to let's do this.
by Jobbo 69420 October 29, 2022
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Brag Job

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.
Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.
by Steve6385 December 10, 2012
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