Off Da Balcony

When someone performs a hanious act and punishment is necessary, they are forcefully thrown off da balcony.

D-Block drank too much celebrating the 2001 Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup win and pisses off Chris’ balcony. Chris the proceeds to throw D-Block off da balcony.

by Shenyunforever June 2, 2018

Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017