kidz bop 

A CD made up of the top 40 hits such as "My Happy Ending", "My Boo", "Let's Get it (Started/Retarded)" & etc. Performed by a bunch of kids with high, whiney voices, ruining the already crappy music, unless they are doing a song such as "Float On" by Modest Mouse. Most of the songs are horribly inapropriate but the children are young and innocent therefore completely ignorant of WHAT they are singing.

For example, "My Happy Ending", written and performed by someone who thinks that simply because he/she can play several chords on a guitar can sing about sk8ter bois, hang out with the guys, wear her pants too low, and flip everone off. She also happens to performe some country. The whiney children sing this song completely oblivious to its lyrics and they put it on the CD and -haha!- everyone buys it so the kids can grow up to shop at abercrombie or Pac Sun.

kidz bop by evilpyschopenguin February 19, 2005

Tree Kids 

1) Tree kid is the term to describe the weirdos in secondary school that try to be edgy.

2) They watch anime and roar at each other.

3) Socially awkward humans that can’t talk to people outside their group.

4) Tend to be found in large groups around a tree hissing at each other.

5) The term can be used to massively insult a person.

6) Tree kids usually don’t know they are called tree kids.

7) If you had to look this up you probably are one!

“What are the tree kids doing?”

“Hissing!”

Tree Kids by Allthenamesaretakenwth July 16, 2019

you've got to be kidding me 

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

you've got to be kidding me by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

kids in the hall 

A show from the 90's in which 5 canadians perform off-the-wall sketches, musical numbers, and monologues.
Consists of Scott Thompson, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, and Bruce McCulloch, and David Foley.

Good Sketches (one for each kid)

The Polite Axe Murderer (Dave Foley)

Cabbage Head (Bruce McCulloch)

Mr. Tisane (Tzan?) (Kevin McDonald)

Darrill (Mark McKinney)

The Queen (Scott Thompson)

kids in the hall by KITHFAN September 4, 2005

she took the kids 

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

she took the kids by Tempis October 4, 2018

Kidz Bop 

A series of CD's in which sold a total of 19 copies worldwide.

Guy 1: Hey look, A new Kidz Bop CD!

Guy 2: Fuck my life.

Kidz Bop by bloodytampon2 March 28, 2009

Kids Help Phone 

A Canadian counseling and referral hotline for youth between ages 5 and 20. It is free, anonymous and confidential (when you call, the number won't show up on most land line phone bills), open 24/7, and staffed by professional counselors who will listen to you in a non-judgmental way and offer insight into your situation. Kids Help Phone counselors are trained to respond to all types of questions and concerns, from body image to friendships, from suicide to bullying, and many, many more in between.

Youth living in Canada can call anytime (1-800-668-6868) or post a message on the Kids Help Phone Website (www.kidshelpphone.ca).

Kids Help Phone also offers a community service program called Kids Help Phone Student Ambassadors, where youth are trained in leadership, public speaking and fund raising.

Whatever the problem, you can call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Go ahead and talk, the counselors can only help you!

Please don't prank Kids Help Phone. Children in crisis situations are in desperate need of a listening ear and the counselors want to help them as fast as possible.

Kids Help Phone by KHP SA May 16, 2009