kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

Father Zone

The zone further out than the brother zone

Guy 1:Man I got friend zoned
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her

by Fbfzone August 23, 2019

Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!

by Own_thing May 24, 2017

see zoning

Usually used in messengers like WhatsApp, see zoning refers to when a person has seen your texts, but has not replied to them.
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?

A: I really like your dp!
B: <Blue ticks>
A: Hell, he's see zoning me.

by #scribe June 5, 2017

spirit zone

A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.

Dude I smoke about an ounce of weed and went into the spirit zone.

by KingShrek April 29, 2016

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

giggle zone

Referring to the areas of your body that make you giggle when rubbed up against someone else’s zones, in brief it’s your privates, your junk, your saucy bits

Some nudist: I have vowed to never constrain my giggle zones with earthy fabrics

Rob: ma’am this is a Walmart please put on some clothes I don’t care that you’ve decide to reveal your giggle zones to the world

by Shadowthebro May 23, 2020