wink wonk

Another term for ones valued member, mostly referring to a mans penis, but can also be used to title a loved or valued individual.

If you're lucky, I will show you my wink wonk.

by Recluse2010 February 5, 2010

wonk

A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.

Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.

by 0l1v3r clozoff December 4, 2011

The wink-wonk

A euphemistic term for sexual intercourse

Olivia: "are you going to get the wink-wonk tonight?"
Josh: "maybe if I'm lucky"

by banterbus from banter ville December 20, 2017

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

wonk

english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.

steve is a complete wonk.

by mrwilke August 24, 2004

wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe

."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!

by Wonker December 2, 2003

wonker

The polite form of "wanker"

1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!

by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009