Wilkie 

To be obsessed with a woman, or man, that is way out of said person's league and be totally oblivous to it.

Also unable to take hint of dis-interest.

Did you see John with that chic? He was so Wilkie.

That was totally wilkish.

Wilkie by Alter 3g0 April 22, 2009

winking 

the act of basically having sex, but not, because neither party finishes.
When Penis enters the vagina for a short period of time, then for whatever reason, is removed from the vagina.

So you guys had sex?" "not really, we were just winking for a bit then stopped"

winking by hotmomma520 August 13, 2010

Wikied 

Something that one has looked up on the wikipedia.

Jon : Are you sure that's what hedging is?
Jane : Sure. I wikied it.

Wikied by RealitySlams February 18, 2008

Van winkle 

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!

Van winkle by Harvard Thug March 3, 2015

winnie the goo bear 

A sexual act involving honey. The male, once he nears climax, inserts his member in a bowl/jar/pot of honey. The more viscous the better. As he ejaculates the seed will be trapped within a protective bubble of delicious honey, creating an enjoyable experience for both partners.

"I can't get my girl to swallow!"

"Introduce her to winnie the goo bear, she won't be able to say no!"

winnie the goo bear by YeezusChrist November 27, 2013

Winking Owl

Also known as just “the Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.

Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.

One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!

At the house party, the broke law student drank Winking Owl straight from the bottle because Vladdy and Four Loko are so undergrad.

Winking Owl by ChainArmor712 November 4, 2019

doody winklesass 

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.

-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass

doody winklesass by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005