Tory Unicorn

A amazing youtuber. Known to be a Hipster.

That Tory Unicorn is one Hipster.

by just one fan January 1, 2011

fluffy unicorns can karate

It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D

Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!

by TheNinjaPenguinOverlord February 20, 2011

Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012

Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.

Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!

by UNI1234 June 29, 2012

highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.

e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME

by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013

Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.

Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!

by WelshCyclops February 27, 2016

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018