unicornian

Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.

Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.

A toilet that is both low-flow and eternally unclogged is unicornian.

by the gestalt bard May 16, 2015

unicornarian

A person who only eats unicorn meat.

No thanks, I'm a unicornarian. I like my meat extra corny.

by Redaelder June 24, 2010

Unicorning

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

We unicorned until the sun came up.

by Diamond Cutter (Pres) January 20, 2005

unicornsonlsd

A kid with crusty feet who is a napalm victim and is a neek and computer addict and masturbates using the lube from his moisturising cream for his exma

J A M E S I S G A Y - unicornsonlsd

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX September 17, 2017

unicornia

A place where all the unicorns come from
They stay hidden from humans just like mermaids

I wish I could go to unicornia

by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015

unicorniverse

an alternate universe inhabited by unicorns of all shapes and sizes. Unicorns believe in mythological creatures called "humans" which are believed to be magical with their upright posture and unicorn riding abilities.

Did the white unicorn take Neil Patrick Harris to unicorniverse when he died in Harold and Kumar part 2?

by incybeansy March 27, 2009

Unicornisus

An animal that is a cross between a unicorn and a pegasus

Riding a unicornisus through the sky is like riding a whale through a bowl full of jello

by cool3st_dino_evar! March 17, 2011