unibutt

your ass looking as though both cheeks are fused together.. causing the look of one ass cheek. it is an insulting comment.

"damn.. look at brooke's unibutt.. that is not a fine piece of ass."

by Emily and Brooke June 4, 2005

UNIK

Is a French word thats mean Unique, from Latin ūnicus (“Only, Sole, Unique”), from ūnus (“one”).

Unik

by Unik7 October 1, 2018

The Unit

A kickass show on CBS about a group of special forces soldiers who go around saving the world and return home to their loving wives. The action is intense, and the writing is sharp. Makes me respect American servicemen more than 24 ever did.

FBI Agent: Sergeant Major, Where are you going?
Jonas: I'm gonna take down that plane. And I've got my best man in the woods, so if you give me up he will come down here and shoot you dead. You, you and you, panic. The rest of you come with me.
-From the pilot episode of The Unit

by Doctorwaffle August 15, 2008

Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.

Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."

by -Kley- December 30, 2007

universal basic income

A system where the government gives free money to all, dealing with poverty, and the growing mechanisation of work.

The liberal politician supported Universal Basic Income.

by Politics1234 March 12, 2017

University of Alabama-Birmingham

University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.

I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020

United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017