My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Noth-Tember

Today is national be nice to your brother day as well as everyday
- Stas Byegantsov

Let’s go pull a prank on your brother. Wait we can’t because it’s Noth-Tember.

by Stas Byegantsov September 28, 2023

Harsh Tamber

The creator of Racism.

Dude, did you hear that Harsh Tamber was the creator of Racism?

by mickmanmiggle November 12, 2023

Harsh Tamber

The creator of Racism.

Yo, did you see Harsh Tamber? He’s the creator of Racism!

by mickmanmiggle November 21, 2023

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017