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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.
Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
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Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate
"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"
by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022
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Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.
They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.
by Gd30 October 17, 2019
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tornado snack

The act of sluprin the clitty in a circle motion to whomst creates a tornado.
Didnt you love the tornado snack i gave to whomst?
by chesscakepuss April 19, 2017
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tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022
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tornado fountain

an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"
Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night
by oldguard April 20, 2023
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Tornado Sniffer

A person who is particularly good chasing storms and intercepting tornadoes in storms. This is based off of Brad Arnold.
by Creative Cook YT April 28, 2025
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