Herp

Not quite a hiccup, but not quite a burp.

Oh no! I just herped in front of everyone!

by nevelpapperlady September 25, 2018

El herpes

When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.

That bitch gave me el herpes lol

by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018

Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 27, 2006

Holy Herpes

Herpes from Jesus himself

“Omg Pierce has holy herpes”

by Shawtybae1212 June 18, 2021

Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

by PsychoLogic1989 March 19, 2018

hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023