Skip to main content
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
mugGet the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” mug.

count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.
Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016
mugGet the count torebackula mug.

for the counts

john was with her for the counts
by trinireds777 December 13, 2016
mugGet the for the counts mug.

count capula

The king of cap. Lies and frauds nonstop. A total renob
Alberto is count capula about his running!
by Richflex February 8, 2023
mugGet the count capula mug.

Kiss Count

The number of people someone's kissed
Bro 1: What's your kiss count this year?
Bro 2: 3.
Bro 1: Damn I've got 6 just this week.
by anon54718463528 April 9, 2023
mugGet the Kiss Count mug.

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
mugGet the I swear to god no crosses count mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email