Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.

I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

Vagina Pad

A pad girls put on their vaginas that helps stop the bleeding

“Omg Jaiya is that a vagina pad”

by Vagina pad March 11, 2020

Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.

I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag

by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

Oink Pad

When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing

Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”

by hensmannnnnn April 20, 2023

Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

pad crack

When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts

*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"

by liam padcraic aiken April 29, 2015

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011