Definitions by flabeach

porking pad 

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

porking pad by flabeach August 25, 2011

Piss pipe 

The male urination organ

I guess he had to go real bad....he whipped out his piss pipe and urinated right on the lawn.

Piss pipe by flabeach April 9, 2011