2 definitions by flabeach

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.
My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.
by flabeach August 23, 2011
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I guess he had to go real bad....he whipped out his piss pipe and urinated right on the lawn.
by flabeach March 24, 2011
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