straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"
A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."
by romid October 25, 2013
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Straight Edge

Straight Edge is NOT something to do just because everyone else is doing it... Straight Edge is a lifestyle. You live the sraight edge way:
XNo smoking
XNo Drugs
XNo alochol
XNo casual sex
you do not have to be a certian "label" to be straight edge!
No drinking, no casual sex, no smoking, no drugs... just have fun being Straight Edge!
by xXxPrincess September 01, 2005
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straight chillin

“Hey Scott, me and the girls are gonna be there in ten minutes.”

“Nah, man. I’m straight chillin and I don’t wanna put on pants right now.”
by Randy 440 April 26, 2007
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ex-straight

1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.

2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.
1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.

2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.
by M. Warren December 20, 2005
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Straight Flossin

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.
"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"
by The Huggy Bear July 20, 2006
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straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.
1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.
by Eduardo January 17, 2004
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