mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017

angel squirt

Angel squirt is the substance created when a man ejaculates into a female and then she immediately squirts the ejaculated material into the air

An example of angel squirt would be I was pile driving this girl last night and after I gave her a creampied she shot Angel squirt all over my face cuz she had such a great time

by Dudge36 January 21, 2018

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont May 21, 2018

Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

by jagerhall June 12, 2018

uncle squinty

Malcolm Nicholls

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.

by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 15, 2018

Turt👏 Squirt

When one person is on their back and the other is going hard at it, ripping a fat squirt.

Give👏 Me👏 That👏 Turt👏 Squirt👏 All👏 Day👏 Bitch👏

by ImpendingSquirt August 1, 2018