Land Squid

A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.

"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."

by ApollyonZero December 12, 2008

squid game

A term used to describe scaring someone with a fear fetish to make them ejaculate.

Let's play the squid game, Sam is into it.

by Don't_use_your_real_name. September 24, 2021

Squid

The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.

Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.

by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010

squid game

A show on Netflix that I cried 5 times when watching

SQUID GAME IS SO UNFAIR ALI, JIYEOUNG, SAEBYEOK ALL DESERVED BETTER

by Saebyeokswife September 27, 2021

squidgee

Greek/Portuguese

The cutest little guy in the world.

Hey, look at how cute that www.squidgee.com is!

by Paul Karkas October 12, 2004

Squid

What you call you’re cute homies

yo fam you’re a fucking squid

that nigga is looking like a cute squid today

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019

Goof Squid

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010