squidbird

An 8 way gang-bang on an airplane

Jam nervously looked around at the men surrounding him on the plane. He knew he would be sore for weeks after this squidbird took place.

by Skyyyyu.u September 5, 2022

Squid The noob

noob

noob squid the noob

by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

Squabble up

To fight. Aka square up.

If you don't like me my nigga we can squabble up.

by Pseudonym212 December 27, 2022

Squidacheen

An individual that is extremely nerdy in some aspect of life. One who is not a fellow cheener. Therefore they are a squidacheen or a squidacheeno if you are feeling feisty.

"Look at that dweeb over there hes such a squidacheen"
"Aye yo coffey, what up squidacheeno"

by Stolfacheen April 4, 2023

drop squid

The metaphoric ejaculation of semen due to over excitement, or extreme happiness.

Or the term can be used in the literal sense.

There is so much taned leather and brass on that toaster a steampunk junkie is libel to drop squid.

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I was getting real hungry you see?, so I just dropped squid on her back and ran to micky D's..

by evolx10 August 14, 2009

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.

I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.

by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010

premature squabble syndrome

When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.

Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!

Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.

Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.

Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome

by haroldzid August 23, 2010