squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

Squeeze squaw

It's a red hot mess, confusing streets in an urban area

It's a squeeze squaw way. Don't go that way.

by Cousin eileen October 20, 2017

squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart

its squeekey bum time

by harry bumington November 24, 2017

Squeezese (skwē zēz)

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).

It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.

by M@TheHuman May 13, 2018

Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree

you know what, you are a lemon squeeze tree

by squeeze tree October 29, 2019

Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!

by Molbo January 3, 2020