Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

splat

1.(sin) The term referring to a single paintball.

2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball

1. "I shot you in the face with a splat"

2. "Lets go play some splats"

by A-Train March 5, 2005

Dick splatt

Shit that squirts out a guys fugly penis. Gungey and salty and sticks to your eyelashes.

Ewww man i got dick splatt in my eyebrows.

by Cheesebommber March 23, 2009

Splat

Complete and utter tard

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

splatapuss

Skunk On Yo Mama...OO That Smell.. YUCK

I smell splatapuss. Go take a shower girl.

by javajen October 29, 2004

Splatercrap

A word used by Splat Man, which means Crap in american.

Varoooooooom... Splatercrap!?!?!?

by A Comic Book Character September 14, 2003

splatform

noun: any surface, specifically but not limited to platforms of any sort, which are designated as areas to be splooged, splurged, defaced and/or "onseminated" upon.

"dude, last night I was up late gettin' a good wank goin' until I realized I was about to make a deposit in the world sperm bank and had failed to establish a splatform."
"I wouldn't sit on the sofa if I were you. I was in a jam last night and had to make that an impromptu splatform after I pulled out."

by b.co March 23, 2008