splatform

noun: any surface, specifically but not limited to platforms of any sort, which are designated as areas to be splooged, splurged, defaced and/or "onseminated" upon.

"dude, last night I was up late gettin' a good wank goin' until I realized I was about to make a deposit in the world sperm bank and had failed to establish a splatform."
"I wouldn't sit on the sofa if I were you. I was in a jam last night and had to make that an impromptu splatform after I pulled out."

splatform by b.co March 23, 2008

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Slayformoney 

A somewhat used name in gaming, when other specific words, such as hitman are already taken. Usually someone who thinks their hot shit, but will talk trash when their KDR is 0.25.

Oh look, it's slayformoney. What a gay guy, he really sucks at this game.

Slayformoney by This really do be a bruh momen October 3, 2020

Splatholm Syndrome 

When a splatcord member becomes obsessed with splatcord and talks in it day and night, and if they’re timed out or kicked/banned they make several alt accounts to continue talking in it, posing as theirselves or as a whole new person.

“Why do you keep leaving and rejoining splatcord?”
“I think I have Splatholm Syndrome …”

Splatholm Syndrome by DEMOTEEIGHT2024 June 10, 2023

Platform Pirate 

One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.

Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!

Platform Pirate by jjboseck June 8, 2011

slayformoney 

Owner of the Roblox D-Day community group, also known as Gayformoney. He is known for a 3 year old mentality while having a voice sounding like a 35 year old pedo. He is also extremely garbage at D-Day, known for charging into enemy fire and feeding kills like a fat noob. This man is also terrible at managing D-Day events/competitions.

Player1:Did you hear about the slayformoney guy? I heard he had 50 deaths without a single kill!
Player2: Yeah, I heard he's the owner of a competitive D-Day group with the best players. Ironic that he's one of the worst.
Player1: That's why he was stuck at one rank for half a year!

slayformoney by Lothriq April 27, 2021

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

Bermuda Platform by Island Brooio May 20, 2022