Sproing

The sound/look of when a man is fully erect and his partner pulls like the man's underwear/boxers straight down to bend his dick downwards and when the underwear/boxers go past the tip, it immediately springs upwards and wobble bounces slightly as a Sproing!

Dude, I was about to get head when she yanked my boxers down and I nearly took out an eye when I sproinged upwards

by Razkal64 May 12, 2024

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Stroking

Stroking is when you rub a part of your body, but it can also mean masturbating.

Ex: I stroked my belly and I feel better!
Ex2: I hate stroking!

by nikitpet2 March 2, 2026

Spelking

Where you know there will be spelling mistakes, so instead of spelling, you/what you're reading spelking

"Bro, a book I was reading was spelking so hard!"

by Unleash_the_beast!! March 29, 2026

Skerking

Skerk/skerking/skerked means when you are playing skate 3, jerking off, and listening to cool music at the same time.

For example: “I’m about to skerk in my room wanna join me?”

Skerking is when you jerk off, play skate 3, and listen to cool music at the same time.

by H hh poovis July 18, 2025

Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.

“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”

by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025