mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

skeedabumps

breasts on a female so small they could be compared to mosquito bites, or bumps i.e., skeeda bumps

"that bitch had some nasty skeedabumps."

by Kyle Brum December 9, 2008

Seedmaster

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.

That Gunt's a real seedmaster.

by DLeurer January 10, 2012

Seed Catalog

Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.

I hope the mailman brings a new Seed Catalog today, the pages of my old ones are stuck together.

by CableMonkey September 5, 2015

seed goblin

Normally a fat black kid named Troy who loves cum in his asshole and mouth.

Man Troy is sure a seed goblin

by SeedGoblinTroy May 26, 2016

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

seedball

N8te Dogg

seedball - adams dawg

by adams tha ginger kid March 24, 2020