skeedabumps

breasts on a female so small they could be compared to mosquito bites, or bumps i.e., skeeda bumps

"that bitch had some nasty skeedabumps."

by Kyle Brum December 9, 2008

skeedabump

Skeedabumps is otherwise known as a reference to mosquito bumps, and used as an insult to girls with small breasts.However like many of the other great words of the English language, such as "gay" "sick" "nasty" "beast" "screw" and "coke", skeedabumps too is evolving. Skeedabumps recently has been used as an expression of dissatisfaction or frustration, a synonym for girls, as a silence killer, etc

Daniel: Yo I heard there’s a party tonight, we should check it out.
Marshall: Word? Skeedabumps?
Grant: Betta be skeedabumps doooooeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Marshall: CHYEA!
Daniel: Sheeeeeeeet if there aren’t any skeedabumps at that party I’ll be supasalty.
Grant: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUFU
Sap: Tighten up...you gotta work on that in practice dawg!

by Dem Richmond County Boys May 21, 2007

speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.

“Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”

by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021

Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.

Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021