skeedabumps
"that bitch had some nasty skeedabumps."
skeedabumps by Kyle Brum December 9, 2008
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skeedabump
Skeedabumps is otherwise known as a reference to mosquito bumps, and used as an insult to girls with small breasts.However like many of the other great words of the English language, such as "gay" "sick" "nasty" "beast" "screw" and "coke", skeedabumps too is evolving. Skeedabumps recently has been used as an expression of dissatisfaction or frustration, a synonym for girls, as a silence killer, etc
Daniel: Yo I heard there’s a party tonight, we should check it out.
Marshall: Word? Skeedabumps?
Grant: Betta be skeedabumps doooooeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Marshall: CHYEA!
Daniel: Sheeeeeeeet if there aren’t any skeedabumps at that party I’ll be supasalty.
Grant: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUFU
Sap: Tighten up...you gotta work on that in practice dawg!
Marshall: Word? Skeedabumps?
Grant: Betta be skeedabumps doooooeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Marshall: CHYEA!
Daniel: Sheeeeeeeet if there aren’t any skeedabumps at that party I’ll be supasalty.
Grant: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUFU
Sap: Tighten up...you gotta work on that in practice dawg!
skeedabump by Dem Richmond County Boys May 21, 2007
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