scrump

humping in a scumpily way

i scrumped your mom so hard last night i scrumped on my shoes

by rawdawg riv February 7, 2023

SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes

You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever

by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023

Scrumptios

What you say after you got a banging meal in the 1600s

Egbert had a scrumptios pasta!

by Bacom Juicer March 10, 2023

scrumplumplet

When Baxter has both of his cheeks filled with carrots.

Baxy is really scrumplumplet right now

by Baxterscrumpluplet March 21, 2023

Scrump

When something is just so tasty like scrumptious but short.

That potato was scrump.

by PrincessChickenSnart April 7, 2023

scrumptipus

ABSOLUTELY scrumptious food, like way too good for its own good.

“Dude, this chicken is scrumptipus!”

“Fr dawg!”

by wishinguponacheesemoon June 10, 2023

Scrump

A Scrump is a Iraq delicacy which is a endangered fish named the Scrump it taste of shrimp and a little like chicken but overall is a little bit smelly and looks horrid overall. The Scrump could be found in a certain area of the Atlantic Ocean where it is usually found washed up on shore or under rocks. Sometimes Scrumps can be more purple or orange and maybe white or a fleshy more meat color. Scrumps can be micro, small, medium sized and maybe even huge if you find the queen scrump. Scrumps are best cooked until black and burnt looking and are usually stuffed with some meat or wrapped with something. Scrumps live under big rocks in the sea in which they dig big areas under them to create a prefect living area. Scrumps are known for being a leading cause of cancer and even poisen related deaths if not cooked well while most symptoms of under cooked Scrumps are harmless like throwing up and nausea it could lead to more serious punishment so tread lightly with your cooking! Scrumps were known to be eaten by hunger pirates in the pirate age especially by two famous pirates Fatbeard and Crock! Although Scrumps might sound bad at first they can be fantastic after a good cooking!

Hello honey cook me some Scrumps before i get drunk and beat our son Tommy! Oh hi Debby your fatass needs to lay off them Scrumpies ( plural )!

by Benjamin Von Sanders. July 14, 2023