shrimp dick

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM

Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever

by Sgt. Bilby October 9, 2021

shrimp town

The name given to a woman's vagina when it smells like the kitchen of a restaurant that serves only raw shrimp. Aalso known as fish puss.

Do you want to go out to eat tonight?
No I want to stay in and go to shrimp town!

by Nigatron3000 November 9, 2017

shrimp cocktail

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

by machBailz May 16, 2007

hot shrimp!

An expression similar to "Holy cow!" or "Holy moley!" or "Holey rusted metal, Batman!" that is somewhat-kind-of-not-really derived from/inspired by listening to David Bowie's song "Rebel Rebel" without really paying attention, and mistaking the lyrics "hot tramp" for "hot shrimp."

"Hot shrimp! The test is tomorrow and I haven't studied yet!"

"Hot shrimp! I love you so!"

by thefancyapple August 30, 2009

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.

Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

Shrimp Slushie

In refrence to shrimping.
Following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole. The twist is it is done outside in the winter or cold weather, where the sperm/shit mixture is almost frozen causing a slush-like texture.

Why'd you get fired from the Kwik-N-Stop?
Because I made a Shrimp Slushie.
Ew brah thats disgusting why would you do that?
Because I was hungry AND thirsty.

by Shirleyy January 8, 2008

Raw-shrimping

Sexual arousal from sniffing used bikini wax paper.

1. I get my jolly's hanging out behind the tanning salon going through the biohazard box and raw-shrimping the local flavor.

2. I have hair in my lungs from raw-shrimping.

by AntPlug May 24, 2006