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Scrotum Ruffling

The act of aggressively rubbing a towel or other piece of textured fabric onto one’s penis until orgasm.
Me and my girlfriend tried Scrotum Ruffling the other day and I orgasmed 4 times!
by anonymous July 29, 2024
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scrotum surcharge

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.
"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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Scrotumation

Having just broke his laptop. He’s was suffering from scrotumation after busting his balls
by Sahara Lev November 13, 2023
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scrotum

Something that I will kick you in. Also known as balls, nuts, nutsack, and ballsack by current media.
"Dammit! Why did you kick me in my scrotum, my balls will hurt for weeks!"
by peelord November 18, 2023
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scrollism

An addiction to viewing just the annotations or captions on social platforms and then quicky scrolling to next item.
He/she suffers from scrollism, knows everything buts lacks depth of knowledge about anything.
by Uncle Feathers November 22, 2023
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Scrollem

A term used to describe a person often associated with low socio-economic status, typically living in public housing or a similar environment. A scrollem is characterised by an apparent lack of ambition or employment and their demeanor or habits may suggest a disregard for cleanliness or social norms.
"Did you see that guy shouting at pigeons in the park? Total scrollem".
by J.Chung December 10, 2024
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Scrolltapraxia

(ˌskroʊl-tæp-ˈræk-si-ə)
noun

1. A habitual motor misfire in which an individual instinctively attempts to scroll, tap, or interact with a physical surface (e.g., paper, books, notebooks) as if it were a touchscreen.

2. A cognitive lapse resulting from frequent digital device use, causing momentary confusion when transitioning to analog materials.
• Midway through his sketch, Jake experienced a moment of scrolltapraxia, instinctively double tapping his paper to undo a mistake.
• Her brain was so wired for digital interactions that she kept attempting to scroll her notebook. A clear case of scrolltapraxia.
by WordsmithMish January 10, 2025
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