putterance

A fart that flies under the radar.

I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.

by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010

Putno

It's a blend between puto and punto. It tends to make people angry.

Putno

by loyd13 March 31, 2011

punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto

Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"

by JKalinski April 13, 2011

Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part

Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.

by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011

pottoms

Slang for the taint/guiche/perineum, or the demilitarized zone between the genitals and the anus.

I'm going to kick you in the pottoms.

by Jonny Magnum October 20, 2011

Purtor

A company name that will make millionaires of whoever uses it.

Brad: Hey did you hear about those guys who set up Purtor?
Hank: Nope. Why?
Brad: They are minted.

by Brank00 December 26, 2011