Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Procrastination

what I'm doing right now

what you're also doing right now

Procrastination

by helpmeIhavea2000wordpaper November 7, 2019

Precrastinate

Getting things done early, the opposite of procrastinating.

I really tend to precrastinate all my assignments so I have more free time.

by Cinnamontwist March 31, 2020

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now

I am an expert at procrastination

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020

procrastination

Not wanting to do something until the las minute. In layman's terms : i'll define it tomorrow

John: Can you tell me what procrastination means?
Jack: i'll do it tommorow

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020