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Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010
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Photo Kiss

Perfectly glossed lips pursed in a kiss. Used by tween and 20 something year old girls in all candid photos.
Did you see her photo kiss? Now that's a set of lips!
by shamrockscv December 13, 2010
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photard

These are the people who take photography classes at either a highschool or college level and think they are better than everyone else.
The photards tried to say tilting the camera was for artistic reasons when really they can't find a good way to frame the shot.
by flygirl23 December 22, 2010
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Photo/Video

Allows nude photos and videos taken during session
Her site lists "photo/video" so bring your camera.
by tucson40 April 3, 2011
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photallietastic

Most amazing image you have EVER seen.
HOLLY CRAP!!! That picture of the Grand Canyon is photallietastic!!!
by FUSHIGI!!! April 8, 2011
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Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.
Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.
by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011
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Photobabic

Pertaining to a state of absolute babing in which the subject is comparable to that of Kirsty.
Italian dude: You're looking mighty fine today, some might say you were looking Photobabic.

Kirsty: The word Photobabic is not a word and I won't accept it's a word till it's in a dictionary.
by seraphicfayt December 11, 2011
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