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Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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pecker sniffin' faggot

A clueless person who is clearly stupid.
That guy over there is a real pecker sniffin' faggot. He's a real psf.
by anonymous March 17, 2021
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pecker pounder.IO

The single player game every guy plays when they get home after a long day from school or work. They banned this game from being used in classrooms due to public indecency, But students somehow still manage to play this game during school hours. This game is most commonly played during a long speech about sex and female body parts (health class).
Nobody #1-yo, I just played pecker pounder.IO last night, and it was sick dude...
Nobody #2-well, I guess it beats Worm.IO since it involves hand on cock action (HOCA).
Worm.IO- HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!
by NDG123 February 19, 2022
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Pecker pop

When yo girl twists yo pecker until it pops
My girl gave me that pecker pop.
by Batboi December 23, 2020
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puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.
i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker
by "iron" man May 16, 2017
mugGet the puss-peckermug.

pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.
If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.
by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010
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Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.
by JLDub November 9, 2023
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