mini pecker 

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

mini pecker by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

Connor Pecker

The reason people kill themselves and why people have bad days.

Tom was being a real Connor Pecker today.

Connor Pecker by Day ruiner August 31, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016