Civil Air Patrol

a overrated boy scouts that goes around giving military ranks to kids even though no one respects them.

I'm never going to fly a plane if some 12 and 13 year old kids from the Civil Air Patrol are going to be my only rescue!

by General's Fried Chicken June 19, 2009

NYPD Highway Patrol

: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.

Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.

by fdpdtruth May 21, 2010

Pixie Patrol

A name commonly used by the Army and Navy cadets to describe Air force cadets, it refers to the fact the the Air Force is used to "patrol" the skies. and the fact that they are a bunch of pixies

Army cadet 1: ah. fuck. look air fairies.
Army cadet 2: Shit Look at that Pixie patrol.
Army cadet 1: God, i wish i was one. *laughs*
Pixies: Fuck you.
Army cadet 2: you'd like that wouldn't you?

by Nickøs. January 5, 2010

patooty

1.A very large hole gapeing from your bajesus.
2.A type of cheese.

1. "I'm gonna shove this wrench up your patooty."

2. "I ordered extra patooty! You Idiot!"

by The Marissinia October 16, 2008

cutey patootey

The word you use when describing a girls bum, when her bum is not one of those big ass nasty ones but not as flat as a peice of cardboard
WHEN SAYING THIS WORD U HAVE TO USE EITHER AND ITAILAN MOBSTER ACCENT OR A FIVE YEAR OLDS ACCENT

"Yo did u see that girl her ass was fat"
"yah but her friend had a cutey patootey"

by P-I-M-P G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R February 16, 2006

Patooshka

Patooshka is a name used by river people of the Black Sea. Often goes with "Grandma" or "Aunt".

"What is your name?"
"I Patooshka, I from river. I throw hopes and dreams in river too."

by Aunt Gertrude December 16, 2016

Poon Patrol

Going on the lookout for that tasty vagina and often shooting it with and invisible poon gun, grenade etc and saying pooned.

Person 1: ay dude there is some poon there, get the poon blaster out

Person 2: *gets gun out* poon poon

Person 1: mad poon patrol

by Sergeant Major Poon February 27, 2013