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Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww
by Helivitica January 25, 2024
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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sigma paradox

The Sigma paradox happens with thirds mainly e.g 1/3 = 33.333 repeating 2/3 = 66.666 repeating and 3/3 = 99.999 repeating. 3/3 is q whole number equaling 1 however it can't equal 1 because it is 99.9 repeating get it? It comes ever closer too 100% but will never get there. You can relate, in sure.
Bruh. Your life is pretty much a Sigma Paradox!
What?
You will NEVER SUCCEED ;)
by pseudonym1583622891 May 3, 2016
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friendliness paradox

A theory when friendliness or hospitality and privacy don't go hand in hand
A perfect example of friendliness paradox is the collective culture: People from collective culture are friendly, but they're sneaking into other's businesses
by Sir. B February 21, 2021
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Twin paradox

When one identical twin calls the other one ugly; is she really calling herself ugly?
“Solchelys said that her twin sister Solrelys is butt ugly, but she looks just like her? It’s that twin paradox.”
by Huh 2020 November 2, 2019
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Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.
Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox
by Negredo February 6, 2024
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Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.
Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022
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