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Nessie

Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
by twifangirl21 April 26, 2009
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Nessa

Girl who claims to be a heavyweight but is in fact an absolute lightweight and cannot handle any alcohol.
Nessa is has had two pints and is already snogging some freak, there go her standards.
by cheekynandos123 June 23, 2016
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Nessa

Most Nessa's are beautiful Native American Indian Wome.
All Nessa's have big hearts and a Booty to match.
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Nessa

Someone (usually a girl) who's funny but mean, popular but dumb, neat but vain, and a brave but moody person. Nessa will usually get her way, but if she doesn't that'll piss her off for the rest of the day. she'll usually be a gamer, and play games like 2k, GTA, Fortnite, COD, or even Roblox, she'll normally play on a keyboard too. All the boys in her grade would like her for sure. And omg, if you ever get a chance to date a Nessa, don't you dare try and cheat or get rid of her, because she'll never take you back, and you'll never find another person like her. ♡
Cooper: So uh- i kinda like Nessa.
Jayden: Back off kid.
by ♡ t r a s h ♡ August 7, 2020
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Nessy

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.
I just took a nice Nessy.
by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010
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Nessel

Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster

1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.

2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.

3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.

4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.

The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.
1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."

2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."

3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."

4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"
by Anchovie December 26, 2007
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Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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